The Ultimate Guide: To The Damn Right Ridiculous Meme Coin Names

Crypto is a magical land where you can turn $5 into $50,000 or lose your entire savings because some dude named "CryptoBro420" on Twitter said, “It's not financial advice but Trust me, bro." Beyond Bitcoin and Ethereum, there's an entire universe of meme coins so absurdly named, that you’d think they were made up after a wild night of questionable decisions. The truth is most of them probably were. Here are some of the most ridiculous ones that actually exist:

The Power of Meme Coin Communities

One of the wildest things about meme coins is how they manage to gain traction despite starting as a joke. The secret? Insanely dedicated communities. Take Dogecoin for example, what started as a parody of Bitcoin, turned into one of the biggest crypto’s thanks to its enthusiastic, meme loving fanbase (and the occasional Elon Musk x tweet). Then there's Shiba Inu, which labelled itself the "Dogecoin killer" and built an army of investors who treat their Shiba holdings like a religion. And let’s not forget Floki Inu, named after Elon Musk’s actual dog, proving that if you slap a cute dog on a coin, people will throw money at it. Meme coins thrive on hype, social media, and collective enthusiasm, and while their actual utility may be questionable, their ability to create massive movements is undeniable.

The Most Ridiculously Named Meme Coins in Crypto (Yes, These Are Real)

DogeBonk (DOBO)

Yes, someone took Dogecoin, added “bonk,” and somehow it became a thing. The whole point? Memes. That’s it. If you ever wanted a cryptocurrency that sounds like an angry cartoon dog with a baseball bat, congratulations DogeBonk is for you. DogeBonk (DOBO) achieved its all-time high market capitalization in December 2021, reaching approximately $40 million. But has had practically no movement today.

As of March 3, 2025, DogeBonk (DOBO) is trading at approximately $0.000000005191, reflecting a 0.00% change over the past 24 hours. The coin's market capitalization stands at around $3.03 million, with a circulating supply of approximately 582.96 trillion DOBO tokens. Notably, DogeBonk gained attention for being the first cryptocurrency sent into space and was honored as Reddit's Meme of the year. However, there have been no significant news developments regarding DogeBonk in the past two weeks.

PooCoin (POO)

A name that really lets you know what you’re getting into. It’s a cryptocurrency tracking tool, but let’s be real: when your product is literally named after excrement, it’s hard to expect Wall Street-level professionalism.

The idea? Help users track tokens, check liquidity, and analyse crypto charts. The reality? You’re now the person who has to explain to friends and family that you put real money into digital poop. And honestly, that’s kind of funny to think about.

Despite its unfortunate branding, Poo Coin has somehow managed to stay afloat (unlike certain things in the toilet). Maybe it’s because it actually offers decent tracking tools, or maybe it’s because degenerate crypto Investors love a good meme.

PooCoin (POOCOIN) reached its all-time high price of $38.02 on December 22, 2021. The token's market capitalization at that time was approximately $193 million, as of today, PooCoin is trading at $0.3171, reflecting a significant decline of over 99% from its all-time high. The current market capitalization is approximately $1.59 million.

CumRocket (CUMMIES)

I wish I were making this up, but no this is real. Some brave souls decided that what the crypto world truly needed was a token named CumRocket. And because that wasn't ridiculous enough, they doubled down and named the ticker CUMMIES. Yes, CUMMIES. Aimed at the adult industry, this token was supposed to revolutionize NSFW payments, but let’s be honest if your financial advisor ever sees this in your portfolio, they might just have to stage an intervention.

CUMMIES actually had its moment in the sun. It soared in value during the 2021 meme coin craze, proving once and for all that the internet has no shame. But, as with many questionable life decisions, what goes up must come down. Peak price was around $382.8 million at that time. CumRocket is trading at approximately $0.0030 per CUMMIES, reflecting a significant decline of over 98% from its all-time high. The current market capitalization is approximately $4 million

So, if you're looking to invest in a token that guarantees awkward conversations and deep self-reflection, CUMMIES is waiting for you. regretting everything!!

Jesus Coin (JC)

Yes, there is a cryptocurrency for the Lord. Because if there’s one thing the blockchain needed is a “Decentralized Jesus.” That’s right apparently, even salvation is now available on the open market. If this doesn’t get you a direct pass to crypto heaven, I don’t know what will.

Imagine walking into church and dropping this gem:
Talking to the Vicar.. “I’ve been balls deep... in Jesus Coin this week."
Cue the entire congregation looking at you like you just tried to baptize yourself in Red Bull.

JC was supposedly created to revolutionize charitable giving, promising "sins forgiven at scale" and even jokingly offering "faster transactions than prayer." But let’s be honest if your financial strategy involves investing in Jesus backed internet money, you’re either ahead of your time or about to be the subject of a very weird Inauguration. Market capitalization at an all time high was approximately $90.79 million and today 93% from its all-time high, the current market capitalization is approximately $6.06 million.

Useless (USELESS)

This one is so self-aware that it loops back into being genius. It straight up promised to be completely useless and yet, somehow, people bought it. Because, let’s be honest, in the world of crypto, the more ridiculous the concept, the more likely it is to moon.

Useless Coin leaned so hard into the joke that it almost became a reverse psychology masterpiece. It boldly claimed to have no purpose, no value, and no roadmap. A refreshing level of honesty in a market full of overpromising and underdelivering. And somehow, that transparency was enough to convince degenerate investors to throw money at it, because "What if it actually becomes valuable BECAUSE it’s useless?" And for a moment, it kind of worked. The prices soared, people were ironically shilling it, and for a split second, the meme became reality. But then, as expected, the hype faded, wallets emptied, and investors were left wondering if they had just witnessed the greatest social experiment of all time. At least when it goes to zero, you can’t say you weren’t warned its completely useless.

TrumpCoin (TRUMP) & PutinCoin (PUTIN): Because Regular Crypto Wasn’t Risky Enough

Ah yes, nothing says "sound financial decision" quite like YOLO-ing your money into political meme tokens.

TrumpCoin was marketed as “a coin for true patriots” because obviously, nothing screams economic stability like a financial product inspired by a guy who went bankrupt running casinos. Meanwhile, PutinCoin was created “to pay tribute to the people and president of Russia.” Because when you think of trustworthy investments, you naturally think of Vladimir Putin.

“Yes, my portfolio is mostly Bitcoin, Ethereum… oh, and a little bit of Trump and Putin.”

These coins weren’t just volatile they were basically financial roller coasters operated by drunk Epileptic conspiracy theorists. A random tweet the price goes to the moon. A breaking scandal and it would Plummet faster than your faith in humanity.

If there’s a Nuclear threat, Putin …Well, at that point, your investments are the least of your concerns. Anyway all prices are down, I guess only time will tell Who will win the coin war, let me tell you it probably won't be the Investors.

AssCoin (ASS):

For when you want to put your money where the sun doesn't shine.

The only Investment that truly covers your butt. 50% tech, 50% chaos, and 100% pure comedy, but AssCoin takes things to a whole new level. Why invest in boring projects like Ethereum or Solana when you can tell people, “Yeah, I put all my savings in ASS”?

It’s the only cryptocurrency that makes your financial decisions sound like a bad bet which you made whilst drunk in Bangkok.

The ASS market is as unpredictable as it is hilarious. But guys don't take too long looking at ASS as it could potentially get you into some serious trouble. As of March 3, 2025, AssCoin is trading at approximately $0.00054673, with a 24-hour trading volume of $0.

POOPE

where coins with dog faces and moon aspirations roamed freely, a new contender emerged from the depths of the blockchain sewer: POOPE. Pronounced "Poo-Pey" (because fancy French accents make everything classier), this token proudly declared itself the "shitcoin among shitcoins."

"Shitcoin (literally) among shitcoins." This non Flushable turd Is completely locked in, only just released, the poo soldiers have worked hard for a big community build up over the last few days, ready to let loose at any time to reclaim the all time high. Hopefully they make it and hold, or they might feel some hot wet POOPE down their leg.

As we've seen in the previous poo coins people seem to like them because really, does toilet humour go out of fashion? Despite the departure of their first CTO, a grower but no show ergh, who couldn't hold his POOPE and scammed the community, the POOPE army rose from the depths! There was definitely a drainage problem, but it seems to have been solved now. With fantastic funny spaces on X, even if you're not investing, it is more than worth it for the shit jokes.

So can POOPE floater to the top, and how far can it go. I guess you'll find out When you're sitting on your bathroom throne flicking through x.com one morning.

And finally but probably most important How to Explain Crypto to Your Grandma (Without Her Thinking You're in a Cult) story

Explaining Crypto to Grandma: A Tragic Comedy

"Grandma, imagine if instead of keeping your money in a bank, you decided to bury it in the backyard. But instead of using a shovel, you needed a high-powered computer. And instead of a backyard, it was the vast, mysterious internet. Also, sometimes the backyard just vanishes without warning, other times it doubles overnight, and occasionally, a raccoon digs up all your money and runs away with it."

At this point, Grandma squints at you. She’s concerned. You see it in her eyes. But you power through.

"And no, I’m not in a cult… technically. But yes, there is a real cryptocurrency called DogeBonk. And no, it’s not something I made up to mess with you."

If she’s still giving you that look the one that says she’s about to call the family to stage an intervention you hit her with the ultimate explanation:

"It’s basically like Monopoly money, Grandma, but with extra steps, more drama, and a real chance of making or losing a fortune overnight."

At this moment, she might start reaching for her cheque book, ready to wire you some "real money" to "get you out of this mess." Abort mission. Change the subject. Fast.

Crypto is wild, weird, and full of coins named after weird things such as jazzed up body parts and excrement’s except now, instead of just being disgusting they can actually make people rich. If you’re ever tempted to invest, just remember:

If it sounds like a joke, it probably is. But that doesn’t mean it won’t turn a few degenerate gamblers into millionaires overnight.

So, stay safe, have fun, and maybe don’t tell your accountant you own CUMMIES. They don’t need that in their life.

Always remember guys trade safely out there, this hasn’t been financial advice and “Do big things or do nothing at all”

John Crypto Enthusiast